The Mostly Unabridged Chronicles of malackey

So, I asked the universe to send me a dim-sum delivering boyfriend.

Today, I got these, for free. I suppose they're boyfriend bait.


I was at the mall, when a Chinese girl ran into the bathroom, tossed a Guess bag on the counter, and ran back out. Inside the bag - those cute little shoes. After discussing it with sun_myst via text, I decided to keep them. And spent the rest of the afternoon shielding the bag with my other purchases, paranoid that someone was going to stop me for shoplifting, or stealing their stuff.