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The Mostly Unabridged Chronicles of malackey

An Exercise in Narcisisim

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Beautiful creature! Your essence enthralls me! I am sleepless without you and sleepless within you--you are madness incarnate. I live not a moment without the vision of you before me. You are perfect; you are everything. Love will come to you from me and only me. You will have none other. Do not cross me, my sweet, remember your lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I require it...besideserato




It's probably best to mention now that I hate filling these things out.

I was born naked, helpless and screaming. I've overcome those handicaps to become the misanthrope, cynic and voyeur you now see before you.
I am smarter than you.
I swear too much.
I don't drink anymore, and all my drugs are prescription.
I am a bitter old hag waiting to happen.
I spend entirely too much money on makeup, which I barely use and promptly lose.
I am fiercely loyal.
I once spent an entire paycheque on a pair of shoes.
I love with a vengence.
I hate. Oh, how I hate.
I'm a hardass when it counts.
I'm a marshmallow the rest of the time.
I am my daddy's girl.
I am impatient.
I am everyone's favorite bartender.
I am obsessed with my hair colour.
I am independent to a fault.
I am waiting for someone to save me from myself.
I work too hard.
I don't make enough money.
I am a mess.
I don't know who I am.
I don't know where I'm going, but I know who I want to take with me.
I am Thursday's Child.

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