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User:malackey (5529094) Paid User
The Mostly Unabridged Chronicles of malackey
An Exercise in Narcisisim
Name:That's Ms Malackey to you
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Website:http://www.misandrix.blogspot.com
Location:Leamington, Ontario, Canada
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Bio:Beautiful creature! Your essence enthralls me! I am sleepless without you and sleepless within you--you are madness incarnate. I live not a moment without the vision of you before me. You are perfect; you are everything. Love will come to you from me and only me. You will have none other. Do not cross me, my sweet, remember your lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I require it...[info]besideserato




It's probably best to mention now that I hate filling these things out.

I was born naked, helpless and screaming. I've overcome those handicaps to become the misanthrope, cynic and voyeur you now see before you.
I am smarter than you.
I swear too much.
I don't drink enough, and all my drugs are prescription.
I am a bitter old hag waiting to happen.
I spend entirely too much money on makeup, which I barely use and promptly lose.
I am fiercely loyal.
I once spent an entire paycheque on a pair of shoes.
I love with a vengence.
I hate. Oh, how I hate.
I'm a hardass when it counts.
I'm a marshmallow the rest of the time.
I am my daddy's girl.
I am impatient.
I am everyone's favorite bartender.
I am obsessed with my hair colour.
I am independent to a fault.
I am waiting for someone to save me from myself.
I work too hard.
I don't make enough money.
I am a mess.
I don't know who I am.
I don't know where I'm going, but I know who I want to take with me.
I am Thursday's Child.









Memories::2 entries
Pictures:over 60 public
Interests:141: a clockwork orange, abortion rights, adventure, being bipolar, being insubordinate, being pretentious, bend it like beckham, bitchery, boys, brangelina, bridezilla, brownies, bruises, burt's bees, canada, chocolate, cocktails, coldplay, combat, comedy, corporate overlords, darwin, day after tomorrow, days of our lives, department of homeland security, destruction, diamonds, dim sum, dodgeball, doing my nails, dominatrices, drinking, drinking at work, emotional co-dependence, ex-boyfriends, fantasy boyfriend league, film noir, financial slavery, fuck, fucked up relationships, fucking with stupid people, gay rights, gin and tonic, girls named guinness, going back to college, goodbye, guinness, hating duff, hating my job, hijacking meme's, hysterical living, indulging my cruel streak, insubordination, it's just a phase, jeremy, laughing, leamington, loathing my co-workers, logistics, lust, maiming, manicures, matthew, matthew good, mayhem, miller, misandry, misanthropy, missing my old job, mocking others, money, morrissey, moving out, murder, my apartment, my bling, my boobs, my left eye, naps, not getting any, old money, other people's pets, other's misfortune, painting, paying the rent, pedicures, pedophobia, pelee island winery, petty office theft, pho, photography, pirates, pitching a fit, plotting, pop culture, punk, reading, red zoo, rowdy sex, same sex marriage rights, san francisco, sarcasm, satire, saved!, schemes, screaming, seattle, seduction, sex, shenanigans, shiraz, shoes, shopping, sin city, singing in bars, sleeping in on weekends, socially inappropriate behaviour, song of the day, sorority slut barbie, stalking celebrities, stealing cable, still confused, stoli, sugardaddies, sunday morning, superbowl hysteria, sushi, the daily show, the office dullard, the spare bedroom, the state theatre, throwing tantrums, tiffany & co, tinfoil hats, toad the wet sprocket, undermining my boss, unfriending total losers, vacations, visiting my friends, vodka, your boyfriend
Schools:Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1983 - 1988)
Blytheswood Public - Blytheswood, ON, Canada (1988 - 1992)
Leamington District Secondary School - Leamington, ON, Canada (1992 - 1997)
University of Windsor - Windsor, ON, Canada (1997 - 1999)
Friends:
People21:_tabbs_, besideserato, bigdrumboy, bortyspice, centerfire, gkr, groad, hot_drivel, jwantsd, katerbug_72, laura_no_esta, letoile82, mahaloluinoa, malackey, maleundertaker, ohhjuliet, pilarcruz, scotty2naughty, sun_myst, the_epic, thelibrary_lady
Communities7:domestic_snark, hip_domestics, kingdomofdoom, ljwindsor, sf_drama, stupid_free, windsor_users
Feeds4:overheardnyc, overheardoffice, postsecret, savagelove
Mutual Friends:20: _tabbs_, besideserato, bigdrumboy, bortyspice, centerfire, gkr, groad, hot_drivel, jwantsd, katerbug_72, laura_no_esta, letoile82, mahaloluinoa, malackey, maleundertaker, ohhjuliet, pilarcruz, scotty2naughty, sun_myst, the_epic
Also Friend of:5: ernie_1384, ph33nixsmom, rabbyd, xbluelightx, xmastuna
Member of:13: 519cafe, bridezillalives, daysofourlives, domestic_snark, hip_domestics, katesuxs, kingdomofdoom, ljwindsor, paidmembers, poorinwindsor, sf_drama, stupid_free, windsor_users
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